He's a cold blooded snake, can't thermoregulate
Oh oh, he'll just sit and wait
For his prey to come along, and then he'll use his fangs
Oh to pump, venom in their veins, oh
You're the one turnin' up the heat, anytime he needs it
But you turn it down and then he's off and sunnin' in the road
You're the one with mice to eat, anything to feed him
Do you really think he wants to snuggle? He's just cold.
He's a cold blooded snake, can't thermoregulate
Oh oh, he'll just sit and wait
For his prey to come along, and then he'll use his fangs
Oh to pump, venom in their veins, oh
It was only yesterday, he was out there slith'rin'
Then he met a python and his loyalty began to stray
All the world's a heating lamp, he's been sunning with her an'
When it comes to hunting, pythons take his breath away
He's a cold blooded snake, can't thermoregulate
Oh oh, he'll just sit and wait
For his prey to come along, and then he'll use his fangs
Oh to pump, venom in their veins, oh
You could find a pet that's better, girl, he's an ectothermic guy
You deserve a fuzzy puppy, girl, he's c-cold as ice
Cold as ice, he's cold as ice, he's cold as ice
Stay away from him, girl
C-c-cold blooded
C-c-cold blooded snake
C-c-cold blooded
C-c-cold blooded snake
He's a cold blooded snake, can't thermoregulate
Oh oh, he'll just sit and wait
For his prey to come along, and then he'll use his fangs
Oh to pump, venom in their veins, oh
He's got milky eyes, know what that implies
Gonna shed his skin, girl, don't let him win
He's a cold blooded snake, can't thermoregulate
Oh oh, he'll just sit and wait
For his prey to come along, and then he'll use his fangs
Oh to pump, venom in their veins, oh
He's a cold blooded snake, can't thermoregulate
Oh oh, he'll just sit and wait
For his prey to come along
Turning the best songs* into parodies of the things that make my geeky heart sing. I claim no ownership of the original lyrics or any show / movie I parody. *("best songs" are a matter of taste, of which I have none)
Sunday, September 25, 2016
Saturday, September 24, 2016
Krypton Girl (Uptown Girl - Billy Joel)
(Yes, I am a nerd. I think we've established that by now. And I am a nerd who is really excited for the new season of Supergirl and who thinks Kara and Winn are adorable together. I'm not incredibly proud of some of the rhymes, but I got a rhyme for "Phantom Zone" that totally fits with the story so... I'm pleased.)
Krypton girl
She'd been living in her red sun world
And then destruction of her world began
and she was sent to care for Superman
That was the plan. But now he's all grown
'Cause she was stuck inside the Phantom Zone
She crashed on Earth, a normal life began,
And now she's working with an Earthling man
That's what I am
And she gets coffee and food for Cat Grant
Her sister was forced to kill Kara's aunt
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with a Krypton girl
You know I've seen her fly; she spins and twirls
She's getting sick of fighting Maxwell Lord
And all the aliens Fort Rozz once stored
She's getting bored
Krypton girl
You know I love it when her cape unfurls
If Jimmy Olsen's dating Lucy, then
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been
And then I'll Winn
And when she's flying
She's looking so fine
And I'm just sighing
I hope she'll be mine
She'll say I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love
With a Supergirl
She'd been living in her red sun world
As long as anyone from Krypton can
And now she's looking for an Earthling man
That's what I am
Krypton girl
She'd been living in her red sun world
And then destruction of her world began
and she was sent to care for Superman
That was the plan. But now he's all grown
'Cause she was stuck inside the Phantom Zone
She crashed on Earth, a normal life began,
And now she's working with an Earthling man
That's what I am
And she gets coffee and food for Cat Grant
Her sister was forced to kill Kara's aunt
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with a Krypton girl
You know I've seen her fly; she spins and twirls
She's getting sick of fighting Maxwell Lord
And all the aliens Fort Rozz once stored
She's getting bored
Krypton girl
You know I love it when her cape unfurls
If Jimmy Olsen's dating Lucy, then
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been
And then I'll Winn
And when she's flying
She's looking so fine
And I'm just sighing
I hope she'll be mine
She'll say I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love
With a Supergirl
She'd been living in her red sun world
As long as anyone from Krypton can
And now she's looking for an Earthling man
That's what I am
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