Last Sunday Night (Last Friday Night - Katy Perry)

(spoilers for The Walking Dead season 6 finale.)


90 minute Walking Dead

Lucille bashing in a head

Blood is all over the lens

Many people think it's Glenn's

Eeny Meeny Moe

This is such a violent show

Family lined up on their knees

This finale didn't please


Pictures of last week analyzed online to death

Oh well

It's a cliffhanger and it made me hold my breath

Damn


Last Sunday night

Carol's injured like we thought

Morgan finally took some shots

Watched his pretty pony trot


Last Sunday night

Yeah they tried a lot of roads

And their confidence erodes

During this whole episode


Last Sunday night

One of their skulls has been marked

Monologuing in the dark

Kind of loving Negan's snark


Last Sunday night

Yeah I think he broke a skull

But at least it wasn't dull-ull

ooh-ohh


This Sunday night

Fear The Walking Dead

This Sunday night

Fear The Walking Dead


Can't wait for the big reveal

Have to know who met Lucille

Point of view from in the truck

Enid's in a closet, stuck

Eugene got captured again

Father Gabe's a trusted friend?

Walkers chained up in a row

Maggie's sick; we got to go
(repeat ad infinitum)

Yummy Brains (Morning Train - Sheena Easton)

(The Walking Dead, from the point of view of a romantic zombie. Yes, I know they're called "walkers," but "zombies" works better in the song. And that they don't eat brains. Creative license.)


I wake up every morning, I stumble out of bed

Shuffling and a’ moaning, just like the walking dead

It seems to take forever and people always hide

‘Til they look at the flowers, then they start to die


Cause the moment that we bite them, the virus starts to kill

The moment that we bite them, everything’s a thrill

Nighttime at the prison, push the wall

Then to Alexandria, swarm it all


My zombie eats the yummy brain

Bites the Atlanta Five and then

He brings the others home again

And we eat Carol’s cookies


He takes me to Woodbury or to Terminus

To the Talking Dead set, so we can chew on Chris

Always when we meet them, I take a bite

Only when we eat them, makes me feel alright


My zombie eats the yummy brain

Bites the Atlanta Five and then

He brings the others home again

And we wear Eugene's mullet


All day they’re hunting us, shooting at us constantly

I’m biting Bob for him and he’s biting Dale for me

When he gives me a brain, I don’t ask where its from

We’ll eat a friend so we don’t end up "In Memoriam"


My zombie eats the yummy brain

Bites the Atlanta Five and then

He brings the others home again

And we share Carol’s cookies

Rick Will Survive - I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor)

(I imagine this as The Walking Dead's Rick Grimes telling his story to Jessie. And realizing he should be with Michonne. Just pointing out that I wrote this before Richonne happened.)

At first I was asleep, I was comatose

And then the dead came back to life and they were gross

Then I spent so many nights killing walkers with remorse

Lost my horse, but the tank was reinforced

and now I'm back; Glenn saved my life

I just arrived at camp to find my friend's been sleeping with my wife

I should have killed him right away, I should have shot him in the head

If I had known for just one second he'd come back from the dead


My wife died, I went insane

a walker ate her, and so I shot it in the brain

 Disease swept through but we came out of it alright

the prison crumbled, then we killed the Termites

Oh no, but I don't trust that priest;

as long as we destroy the brain I know they'll stay deceased

I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive I will survive


It took all the strength I had to save this place we're in

kept trying hard to kiss the pretty Alexandrian

and then I had a crazy night and shot her husband by myself

The walls fell but I handled it quite well

and you see me somebody new

I'm not that bearded little psycho

still in love with you

So you and both your kids just died while we were walking through the horde

Now I'm saving all my loving for a woman with a sword