(The Walking Dead, from the point of view of a romantic zombie. Yes, I know they're called "walkers," but "zombies" works better in the song. And that they don't eat brains. Creative license.)
I wake up every morning, I stumble out of bed
Shuffling and a’ moaning, just like the walking dead
It seems to take forever and people always hide
‘Til they look at the flowers, then they start to die
Cause the moment that we bite them, the virus starts to kill
The moment that we bite them, everything’s a thrill
Nighttime at the prison, push the wall
Then to Alexandria, swarm it all
My zombie eats the yummy brain
Bites the Atlanta Five and then
He brings the others home again
And we eat Carol’s cookies
He takes me to Woodbury or to Terminus
To the Talking Dead set, so we can chew on Chris
Always when we meet them, I take a bite
Only when we eat them, makes me feel alright
My zombie eats the yummy brain
Bites the Atlanta Five and then
He brings the others home again
And we wear Eugene's mullet
All day they’re hunting us, shooting at us constantly
I’m biting Bob for him and he’s biting Dale for me
When he gives me a brain, I don’t ask where its from
We’ll eat a friend so we don’t end up "In Memoriam"
My zombie eats the yummy brain
Bites the Atlanta Five and then
He brings the others home again
And we share Carol’s cookies
I like the line about eating a friend's brain so as not to end up in memoriam. Have you heard Johnathon Coulton's song about zombies? It's hysterical.
ReplyDeleteI have not, but I will check it out! Thanks!
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