(I don't know what possessed me to write about the chemical element Lawrencium attempting to romance a lab tech, but I do so enjoy singing it in the supermarket. Bonus mini-parody of the Beatles' Revolution: "You say you want an eka-luteium...")
Well, I'm Lawrencium, check it and see
Atomic number of a hundred and three
Come on lab tech, do you do more than dance?
I'm Lawrencium, I'm Lawrencium
You don't have to read a guide, you know I'm an actinide
Honey your white coat's drab
Now you can decide, let our particles collide
You look fab; let's spend the night outside the lab
Use the microscope; we can make a stable isotope
Just use the scope, and I'll decay like you have only hoped
Because Lawrencium decays really quick
Atomic weight of two hundred sixty six
Come on lab tech, do you do more than dance?
I'm Lawrencium, I'm Lawrencium (LR)
Please don't turn your back, let's get away from here and not come back. oh
Before we pack, we need approval from the IUPAC
Well, I'm Lawrencium, check it and see
Atomic number of a hundred and three
Come on lab tech, do you do more than dance?
I'm Lawrencium, I'm Lawrencium
Lawrencium, my symbol's Lr
Lawrencium, we could go very far
Lawrencium, you're setting me free
Lawrencium, with your chemistry
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