Sunday, September 25, 2016

Cold Blooded (Cold Hearted - Paula Abdul)

He's a cold blooded snake, can't thermoregulate

Oh oh, he'll just sit and wait

For his prey to come along, and then he'll use his fangs

Oh to pump, venom in their veins, oh

 

You're the one turnin' up the heat, anytime he needs it

But you turn it down and then he's off and sunnin' in the road

You're the one with mice to eat, anything to feed him

Do you really think he wants to snuggle? He's just cold.

 

He's a cold blooded snake, can't thermoregulate

Oh oh, he'll just sit and wait

For his prey to come along, and then he'll use his fangs

Oh to pump, venom in their veins, oh

 

It was only yesterday, he was out there slith'rin'

Then he met a python and his loyalty began to stray

All the world's a heating lamp, he's been sunning with her an'

When it comes to hunting, pythons take his breath away

 

He's a cold blooded snake, can't thermoregulate

Oh oh, he'll just sit and wait

For his prey to come along, and then he'll use his fangs

Oh to pump, venom in their veins, oh

 

You could find a pet that's better, girl, he's an ectothermic guy

You deserve a fuzzy puppy, girl, he's c-cold as ice

Cold as ice, he's cold as ice, he's cold as ice

Stay away from him, girl

 

C-c-cold blooded

C-c-cold blooded snake

C-c-cold blooded

C-c-cold blooded snake

 

He's a cold blooded snake, can't thermoregulate

Oh oh, he'll just sit and wait

For his prey to come along, and then he'll use his fangs

Oh to pump, venom in their veins, oh

 

He's got milky eyes, know what that implies

Gonna shed his skin, girl, don't let him win

 

He's a cold blooded snake, can't thermoregulate

Oh oh, he'll just sit and wait

For his prey to come along, and then he'll use his fangs

Oh to pump, venom in their veins, oh

 

He's a cold blooded snake, can't thermoregulate

Oh oh, he'll just sit and wait

For his prey to come along

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Krypton Girl (Uptown Girl - Billy Joel)

(Yes, I am a nerd. I think we've established that by now. And I am a nerd who is really excited for the new season of Supergirl and who thinks Kara and Winn are adorable together. I'm not incredibly proud of some of the rhymes, but I got a rhyme for "Phantom Zone" that totally fits with the story so... I'm pleased.)


Krypton girl

She'd been living in her red sun world

And then destruction of her world began

and she was sent to care for Superman

 

That was the plan. But now he's all grown

'Cause she was stuck inside the Phantom Zone

She crashed on Earth, a normal life began,

And now she's working with an Earthling man

That's what I am

 

And she gets coffee and food for Cat Grant

Her sister was forced to kill Kara's aunt

 

She'll see I'm not so tough

Just because

I'm in love with a Krypton girl

You know I've seen her fly; she spins and twirls

She's getting sick of fighting Maxwell Lord

And all the aliens Fort Rozz once stored

She's getting bored

 

Krypton girl

You know I love it when her cape unfurls

If Jimmy Olsen's dating Lucy, then

She'll understand what kind of guy I've been

And then I'll Winn

 

And when she's flying

She's looking so fine

And I'm just sighing

I hope she'll be mine

 

She'll say I'm not so tough

Just because

I'm in love

With a Supergirl

She'd been living in her red sun world

As long as anyone from Krypton can

And now she's looking for an Earthling man

That's what I am