Supreme Court Justices (Is She Really Going Out with Him - Joe Jackson)

(So, with Justice Scalia's passing, the chorus of this song is out of date, but this is how I memorized the Supreme Court Justices in order of appointment. Yes, I'm a huge nerd. You should hear me sing the moons of Jupiter to the tune of Drops of Jupiter. Not even kidding.)



Pretty plaintiffs out walking with attorneys down First Street

We're in session; got the Constitution to uphold

Look over there

(Where?)

There, there's a Justice that we used to know

She's got a Medal of Freedom now or so we're told


There's Scalia and there's Kennedy,

And there's Thomas and there's Ruth Bader Ginsburg,

And there's Breyer, Roberts, Alito,

And then there's Sotomayor,

And finally there's Supreme Court Justice Kagen


Tonight's the night we deliver the decisions on First street

I wear my robe and I kid myself, I look real smooth

Look over there

(Where?)

There goes O'Connor with her new law clerk

They say your votes don't count for much

And so there goes your proof


There's Scalia and there's Kennedy,

And there's Thomas and there's Ruth Bader Ginsburg,

And there's Breyer, Roberts, Alito,

And then there's Sotomayor,

And finally there's Supreme Court Justice Kagen

Kagen


But if "nays" could kill

There's a bill there that is marked down as dead

'Cause I've had my fill

Listen you, take the plea from her head

Because we nine are very fine

Hey, hey, hey


There's Scalia and there's Kennedy,

And there's Thomas and there's Ruth Bader Ginsburg,

And there's Breyer, Roberts, Alito,

And then there's Sotomayor,

And finally there's Supreme Court Justice Kagen

Kagen

Supreme Court Justice Kagen

Supreme Court Justice Kagen

Supreme Court Justice Kagen

Supreme Court Justice Kagen